Friday, March 16, 2012

Tendulkar's Orgasm Blown Away to Bits.. What a Crappy 100th 100


So finally, after waiting for about 33 ODI games, Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar entered the cricket record books as the only man to get hundred international hundreds. He scored his 49th one day century today to cap off his 51 test centuries. A truly remarkable effort by  true a legend of the game. Yet, his orgasm of celebration was blown away, when his crappy Indian team lost the match to Bangladesh, showing the world that even when he scores his 100th hundred , his team can't win a match for him.

This time though, the person who should be blamed for India to lose the match is non other than the little master himself. He wasted about 25 odd balls to get from 89 to his 100 and that cost India the match as they scored around 3 runs per over during those deliveries. It was indeed a very crappy 100th hundred.

The loss to Bangladesh should be considered a humiliation and they truly deserved the victory.  It has also given an outside chance for Sri Lanka to qualify to the finals . Yet, this loss should be satisfying to most Sri Lankans who always like to see the Indians lose than any other international cricket team.

Very Sorry Tendulkar , we all know that you are an awesome batsman who can score a hell of a lot of centuries. Yet, you can't score many match winning ones.  The story of your life machan.

Thank You Bangladesh for killing his orgasm so damn quickly.

Cheers !!

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